So you are on facebook, cruising down your live feed so you can creep all of your friends. And then you see it.
And its like BAM!
Its -------'s Bithday TODAY!
ANd you are all
"Oh thank you Jesus Fisher for reminding me! Now it wont be awkward and i can be like HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And they will be like awehhhs you remembered, FReezy!"
But what really happens is this:
"Happy Birhtday -------!"
"Facebook told you didn't it?"
"Um, no! Can't i just be a good friend, and wish you happy birthday?"
"Uh, NO! Because i don't even know you that well! Because i only added you to raise my friend count!"
*Walkes away, emarassed...*
The point of all this?
I', looking at fb and i have FOUR OR FIVE BDAYS COMING UP!!!!
gotta go bye!